1) Matchups
THE AMBULANCE CHASERS vs THE GOODFELLAS
Chasers win the "Double Up Bowl"
146.80-72.60
Team Stars
Chasers: Brian Westbrook (34.30)
Fellas: Chris Chambers (24.30)
A great win and a great point total from me in Week 2. Is Brian Westbrook the best RB in Fantasy Football? The best part was this total came with minimal help from Housh and Cotchery. Housh was again the victim of terrible QB play while Cotchery was taken away from Favre by the Pats defense.
A big loss for Jay... Chambers was his only player to break double digits. He still scored 72, so if LT had put up 25 this wouldnt look THAT bad... but the trend is not good.
Brian Westbrook: You all have a mancrush on himTHE BROWN B-RADS vs. THE SK WARRIORS
No-Nads win the "Taber Street Derby"
157.45-103.30
Nads: Phillip Rivers (32.85)
Warriors: Darren McFadden (24.30)
Impressive effort from Brad. I eagerly await his evaluation of my odds this week. Scheffler looks very good. Having two players in that high scoring, crazy game sure helped. He's one WR short, but he's still a contender as he stands now... just a boom or bust one who could put up a great week or a lousy week very quickly.
Steve's RBs are better than I thought... but man, those WRs are a problem.
RI COLTS vs. SPANK IT BOYZ
Boyz win the "Winning Ugly Bowl"
115.55-87.45
Team Stars
Colts: Donald Driver (18.20)
Boyz: Clinton Portis (23.90)
The lack of WRs reared its ugly head for many teams this week. I like Terry's team more and more. Crayton has been a dissapointment, as has Edwards... but I like them a lot going forward. We may have our first early pick bust of the year in Larry Johnson. No production? Check. Complaining? Check. Taken out on passing downs? Check. Team is terrible? Check. Offense sputtering? Check. Coach talking about having the get the backup RB more involved? Check. All the elements of a RB catastrophe are present. Then again, I didnt like the pick when he made it. Should have just taken the safe thing with Marshawn Lynch like he originally planned.
StS vs. LEG SWEEPERSSweepers win the "The two CFBL World Series teams are 0-4 combined in CFFL play! Bowl"
146.35-106.50
Team Stars
StS: Jay Cutler (36.10)
Sweepers: Anquan Boldin (38.00)
You just cant win starting Andre Hall. Vernon Davis looks like he's useless. We had heard that Martz doesnt like to use tight ends in his offenses... SO GLAD I stayed away from this guy. So we have a team with two good WRs and one good RB on a terrible team... On the upside I do love Jay Cutler.
Rice has the best WRs hands down and it is going to carry him to the playoffs. 23.90 from TO. 20.30 from Reggie Wayne. 38 from Anquan Boldin. 146.35 points and what did he get from his RBs? 1.60 and 4.30. Ridiculous. He might want to consider sitting his RBs so he doesnt lose MOY points.
THE BEASTS vs. THE DONKEY PUNCHERS
Punchers win the "Game of the Week"
110.00-101.30
Team Stars
Beasts: Brandon Marshall (40.60)
Punchers: DeSean Jackson (17.00)
A Monday Night Football thriller. DeSean Jackson is some kind of idiot... or is he? One theory is he was just fucking with George. Stringing him out. Joe had the victory in hand but rather than put the game away he threw the ball away at the one. Keeping George's hopes alive... just cruel. That play was hilarious, though.
Quite a hole George has dug for himself.
DeSean Jackson is some kind of idiot (see video of the week)SPREAD EAGLES vs. THE STRATT MEN
Eagles win the "Battle of the Bye Week Tight Ends"
109.90-90.60
Team Stars
Eagles: Calvin Johnson (30.90)
Men: Santana Moss (32.10)
Both these teams started tight ends on their bye weeks... Good work, boys. Calvin Johnson looks like the #1WR in Detroit. Paging Ryan Grant... Ryan Grant, will you be showing up this year?
JGR vs TTB
JGR wins the "As the Cowboys go, so goes JGR Bowl"
133.50-100.95
Team Stars
JGR: Marion Barber (27.40)
TTB: Jason Witten (18.00)
The nightmare scenario played out for Vinny's wideouts. 16.60 points combined. He played the Whale and Brandon Jackson and actually got Touchdowns from both. John appears to have five or six receivers who are incapable of breaking out but in any given week are good for 3-6 receptions and 50-85 yards. I really love the Barbarian this year, and betwee him and Romo and the consistent but not spectacular players that fill out the roster, John will pick off a number of teams this year.
3) Bets
-CASALI LIQUORS CUP
A conference style competition, for anyone who works or who has worked at Casali Liquors. Wager amount TBD. Cup awarded to the team with the best record against other Casali Cup teams. If two teams tie the tiebreaker will be who won when the tied teams met head to head.
0-0 RI Colts
0-0 Ambulance Chasers
0-0 StS
0-0 Beasts
Past Winners:
2007: RI Colts
2006: Ambulance Chasers
-CHAMPIONS CUP
A conference style competition, for past winners of the CFFL Championship. Cup awarded to the team with the best record against other Champions Cup teams.
0-0 Ambulance Chasers
0-0 Donkey Punchers
0-0 Brown B-Rads
It is the inaugural season for the Champions Cup
YANKEES
Mike lost twenty to me because the Yankees are not going to make the playoffs.
-NL EAST
John bet me 50 bucks the Mets win the division. I say the Phightin Phils take it.
3) HeroesMOST POINTS BY A TEAM THIS WEEK
157.45 - Brown B-Rads vs. SK Warriors
MOST POINTS BY A PLAYER THIS WEEK
40.60 - Brandon Marshall - Beasts
MOST POINTS BY A TEAM IN A SINGLE WEEK THIS YEAR
157.45 - Brown B-Rads vs. SK Warriors (Week 2)
146.80 - Ambulance Chasers vs. GOODFELLAS (Week 2)
146.35 - Leg Sweepers vs. StS (Week 2)
137.90 - Donkey Punchers vs StS (Week 1)
133.50 - JGR vs TTB (Week 2)
MOST POINTS BY A PLAYER IN A SINGLE WEEK THIS YEAR
40.60 - Brandon Marshall - Beasts (Week 2)
38.00 - Anquan Boldin - Leg Sweepers (Week 2)
36.10 - Jay Cutler - StS (Week 2)
35.60 - Michael Turner - Donkey Punchers (Week 1)
31.80 - Willie Parker - RI Colts (Week 1)
34.30 - Brian Westbrook - Ambulance Chasers (Week 2)
32.85 - Phillip Rivers - Brown B-Rads (Week 2)
32.10 - Santana Moss - Stratt Men (Week 2)
30.90 - Aaron Rodgers - Leg Sweepers (Week 2)
30.90 - Calvin Johnson - Spread Eagles (Week 2)
MOST CUMULATIVE POINTS BY A PLAYER THIS YEAR
60.00 - Jay Cutler - StS
57.50 - Brian Westbrook - Ambulance Chasers
55.70 - Phillip Rivers - Brown B-Rads
54.20 - Anquan Boldin - Leg Sweepers
53.30 - Aaron Rodgers - Leg Sweepers
52.50 - Marion Barber - JGR
50.40 - Donovan McNabb - TTB
48.60 - Calvin Johnson - Spread Eagles
47.60 - Tony Homo - JGR
47.20 - Eddie Royal - Donkey Punchers
4) Stars
STARS OF THE WEEK (Star #1 = 3 stars, #2 = 2 stars, #3 = 1 star)
STAR #1: 40.60 - Brandon Marshall - Beasts
STAR #2: 38.00 - Anquan Boldin - Leg Sweepers
STAR #3: 34.30 - Brian Westbrook - Ambulance Chasers
STAR LEADERS (Most stars at the end of of the season is the MVP)
4 Brandon Marshall
4 Michael Turner
3 Anquan Boldin
3 FWP
3 Brian Westbrook
2 Marion Barber
2 Reggie Bush
1 Plaxico Burress
1 Chris Chambers
1 Jay Cutler
1 Donald Driver
1 Frank Gore
1 DeSean Jackson
1 Andre Johnson
1 Calvin Johnson
1 Darren McFadden
1 Donovan McNabb
1 Santana Moss
1 Adrian Peterson
1 Clinton Portis
1 Phillip Rivers
1 LT
1 Hines Ward
1 Reggie Wayne
1 Kellen Winslow
1 Jason Witten
TEAM STARS FROM "THE U" THIS WEEK
Clinton Portis
Santana Moss
TEAM STARS FROM MARYLAND THIS WEEK
Leon Lett5) Zeroes (players who started and scored no points
Brad - Sidney Rice INJURY
Steve - Michael Jenkins
Steve - Ronald Curry
Mike - Vernon Davis
George - Anthony Fasano
Pat - Owen Daniels
Ben - Bernard Berrian
Ben - Todd Heap
That... is a lot of zeroes...
6) The JGR Memorial Almost Heroes (WRs and RBs who did not start and scored 20+ points)Brad - Ahmad Bradshaw
Mike - Darren Sproles
Joe - Julius Jones
Pat - Anthony Gonzalez
7) Almost Zeroes (Players who started and scored few points – less than 15 FFP for a QB; less than 10 for a RB, less than 5 for a WR)
Al - Jerricho Cotchery (3.00)
Jay - Derek Anderson (8.90)
Jay - Ted Ginn, Jr. (1.90)
Jay - LT (6.00)
Jay - Thomas Jones (9.50)
Steve - Carson Palmer (6.70)
Tom - Marvin Harrison (2.60)
Tom - Devery Henderson (2.60)
Tom - Larry Johnson (2.20)
Terry - Patrick Crayton (4.30)
Terry - Selvin Young (9.60)
Mike - Joey Galloway (3.80)
Mike - Andre Hall (3.10)
Rice - Larry Maroney (1.60)
Rice - Justin Fargas (4.30) INJURY
George - Ben Roethlifasfvklhhjeger (13.30)
George - Hank Baskett (3.00)
George - Felix Jones (1.00)
Joe - Michael Turner (5.80)
Pat - Ryan Grant (2.00)
Ben - Matt Ryan (8.90)
Ben - DJ Hackett (3.20)
John - Edge (6.50)
Vinny - Randy Moss (4.20)
Vinny - Logan Payne (2.40) INJURY
8) Haiku of the Week
Chasers draw even
Has anyone seen LT?
Brandon Marshall - SICK
9) Video of the Week
Incredibly, DeSean Jackson is a repeat offender, and was already a member of the Leon Lett club... take a look at this footage from his high school all star game:
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