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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Odds to Win CFFL Championsip: Week 3

DISCLAIMER: Odds for informational purposes only



FILET MIGNON

8/1 - Donkey Punchers - Not a great performance in Week 2... deep roster is coming in handy because his player values are on a rollercoaster right now.
8/1 - Brown B-Rads - Is he for real? I dont know. What I do know is he is 2-0 and has scored the most points. Good enough for me.
8/1 - Ambulance Chasers - Showed what his team can do... and Cotchery, Housh and Shockey havent gone off yet... and they will go off...
8/1 - Leg Sweepers - His RBs kind of suck, but that's old news... Im going to need him to go on a losing streak to convince me he's not for real.
8/1 - Spread Eagles - Megatron, the Bills offense and the Spread Eagles: Three things that are good this year.

Is it possible 5 of the 6 playoff teams have already separated themselves? Probably not... it often looks like this early in the season and then one of favorites gets picked off two weeks in a row and is struggling to stay afloat. Still, rarely have I seen such a huge disparity between the teams that are going well and the teams that are going poorly. The bottom teams are pretty much all the same story... major injury or highly drafted RB turns out to be terrible.



RIB EYE

20/1 - Spank It Boys - His team still hasnt done shit, but he's 2-0. I think he has five more wins in him once Braylon, K2 and Crayton get going.


SIRLOIN

40/1 - Beasts - Gets upgraded because he got a RB2 in Michael Bush... for a few weeks at least. He just better pray that his poor start didnt cost him the playoffs.
45/1 - Stratt Men - Roster looks pretty solid, suddenly...


PHILLY CHEESE STEAK

55/1 - JGR - I still dont like this team, but the rest of you are dropping like flies. He has a decent point total and a win. Basically, just not losing a guy for the year or having a RB become irrelevant will upgrade you at this point.
60/1 - TTB - Reeling without his WRs. I dont really like him any better than the teams below, but I'll give him a little credit for having a win in the bank. Its only takes about 7 wins to make the playoffs...
75/1 - GOODFELLAS - LT is killing him, and the rest of his team doesnt look that strong right now.


QUARTER POUNDER FROM McDONALDS

100/1 - RI Colts - It must suck to have all your team's weaknesses exposed in one week...
100/1 - SK Warriors - Of course, its probably not as bad as having all your team's weaknesses exposed in BOTH weeks so far...
100/1 - StS - I look at this roster and see maybe half a running back I like. The RBs went south quick... and I dont know how you fix it...

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