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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Preseason Poll Picks Chasers/Spics

The official preseason poll results are in and the voters have chosen the Ambulance Chasers and Smelly Spics as co-favorites. Sweeney's heretofore unnamed team was picked for third place. Voting is now closed. Thanks to everyone who participated.

Shockingly, no other team received a single vote... further strengthening the notion that this is a two horse race.

Allegations of Beans' GM Brad Arbige stuffing the ballot box could not be proven at this time, but the investigation continues.

The poll results may be seen at the right side of this page.

The poll has an accuracy of +/-2

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

2 horse race...what the f...+/- 2 puts me at 6 and you fags at 5...not to mention brad probably did stuff the box like he stuffs his pants...BAM

P Diddy

alskor said...

Buh?

I didnt see any votes for "anonymous."

Also, how could Brad put a roll of quarters in an internet poll?