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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Odds to Win CFFL Championsip: Week 5



DISCLAIMER: Odds for informational purposes only


Five For Fighting

(These top four are indistinguishable. Listed by total points)
4-1 Donkey Punchers - (Who's the QB going forward? He has two RB3s, but no RB2. Good thing he has Joseph "LT" Addai)
4-1 Johnny Gay Rainbows (Injured WRs killing him, Will A-Pete keep it up? Or is this another team with one awesome RB and a RB3?)
4-1 Ambulance Chasers (Two good RBs, but will the WRs pan out?)
4-1 Brown B-Rads (Brady and Watson and a bunch of question marks... and that includes Steve Smith, buddy. Still, a good year to have Patriots...)
5-1 SK Warriors (No depth, but cant argue with first place and a 4-1 record. 3/4 more wins to a playoff spot. RBs are a bit weak, but has 4 great WRs... might be time for a trade to solve the RB solution?)


U2
8-1 RI Colts
(Unlucky team, lots of RB2s, but who is going to step it up?)
8-1 Stump The Skorupe (Ahman Green coming back, now just waiting on SJax)

2 Live Crew
16-1
GOODFELLAS (What the hell happened to Team Romo? Shaun sucks, and Jamal is hurt... this team is falling quickly. SELL! SELL! SELL!)
18-1 Cincinnati Bowties (Middle of the road team, not particularly impressive in any area, but not terrible anywhere either.)

Three Dog Night
20-1 Channel 4 News Team (Stepped it up this week. None of his RBs have really panned out though, and he's thin all over.)
20-1 Rookie (Gigantic win over the Rainbows puts him in the thick of things. Does he have enough? No great strengths, but no terrible weaknesses.)
25-1 Beasts (In the win column finally, but dug himself a hole. He will need everything to break right to have a chance. At least he let the league know he wouldnt be finishing in last.)

The Who
30-1 BAD NEWZ KENNELZ (On life support. Roster has holes, but with a little luck he could be in playoff contention. Gotta get some wins any way he can, because his low point total puts him in a hole.)

Celine Dion
500-1 Spank It Boyz (I think we've got a flatliner here, folks. If he loses this week I'm calling it. Must win game against the Punchers.)


RANKING BY POINT TOTALS

662.75 - Donkey Punchers
661.05 - RI Colts
657.30 - Johnny Gay Rainbows
652.80 - Ambulance Chasers
596.75 - SK Warriors
583.95 - Brown B-Rads
578.75 - Cincinnati Bowties
572.45 - Channel 4 News Team
567.05 - Stump The Skorupe
564.10 - The Beasts
559.35 - Strat Man
543.30 - GOODFELLAS
509.95 - BAD NEWZ KENNELZ
490.15 - Spank It Boyz

Still 4 Elite teams, SK Warriors and Brown B-Rads gaining ground though. We are getting some seperation at the bottom though. How long until the Wins and Losses catch up with the Point totals? We saw that happen to a large degree this week.



Odds will be updated weekly

1 comment:

alskor said...

The more I think about it, the more I would say Vinny does have excellent WRs, despite my post above.