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Thursday, October 18, 2007

MANAGER OF THE YEAR: WEEK 6


MANAGER OF THE YEAR

This is a new feature. Ive decided on a scoring system based on weekly performance to determine the manager of the year. Thing such as Zeroes or your player going for 50 points will earn you manager points. The player with the most of these arbitrarily decided points at the end of the year will be declared "manager of the year." Feel free to double check me, but as points can be randomly awared you should 1) phrase the email nicely; and 2) assume I ignored it on purpose because I hate you.


The Scoring System:
+10 Most team points in the week
+10 Star of the week
-5 Zero
-1 Almost Zero
-3 Almost Hero
+1 130+ points
+2 140+ points
+5 150+ points
+10 175+ points
+20 200+ points
- 5 80- points
-10 70- points
-15 60- points
+5 Player on your team scores 40+ points
+10 Player on your team scores 50+ points


STANDINGS

JOHN 60
AL 14
JOE 14
MIKE 4
TOM 4
RICE 3
BRAD -4
STEVE -7
VINNY -3
JAY -9
GEORGE -12
PAT -18
BEN -26
TERRY -42


JOHN 60
+10 Star of the week (LT, Week 6)
+10 Star of the week (Adrian Peterson, Week 6)
+10 175+ points (Week 6)
+5 Player on your team scores 40+ points (LT, Week 6)
+5 Player on your team scores 40+ points (A-Pete, Week 6)
-5 Zero (Santana Moss, Week 6)
-3 Almost Hero (Kevin Walter, Week 6)
-3 Almost Hero (Jerrious Norwood, Week 6)
-10 Points b/c Hurricane was a Zero (Santana Moss, Week 6)

AL 14
-5 Zero (Anquan Boldin, Week 6)
-1 Almost Zero (Samie Parker, Week 6)

JOE 14
N/A

MIKE 4
-1 Almost Zero (Tavaris Jackson, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Brian Leonard, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Ahman Green, Week 5)

TOM 4
N/A

RICE 3
-1 Almost Zero (Ladell Betts, Week 6)

BRAD -4
-5 Zero (James Jones, Week 6)
-1 Almost Zero (Sammy Morris, Week 6)
-1 Almost Zero (Chris Brown, Week 6)

STEVE -7
N/A

VINNY -3
-1 Almost Zero (Vince Young, Week 6)
-1 Almost Zero (Warrick Dunn, Week 6)
+5 Team star went to the University of Miami (Willis McGahee, Week 6)

JAY -9
-1 Almost Zero (Shaun Alexander, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Michael Jenkins, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Mike Sellers, Week 5)

GEORGE -12
N/A

PAT -18
-5 Zero (Pierre Thomas, Week 6)
-1 Almost Zero (Gus Frerotte, Week 6)

BEN -26
-1 Almost Zero (Brandon Jacobs, Week 6)
-1 Almost Zero (Lav Coles, Week 6)
-1 Almost Zero (Chad Pennington, Week 6)

TERRY -42
-1 Almost Zero (Marion Barber III, Week 6)
-5 Zero (Jason Avant, Week 6)



THIS WEEK WAS CANES/TERPS BONUS WEEK
+5 Points if your team star went to the University of Miami or Maryland.
-10 Points if any Hurricane or Terp on your team is a Zero or Almost Zero(Once per team)


NEXT WEEK IS SEC BONUS WEEK
+20 Points if your team star went to an SEC school
-25 Points if you have a Zero or an Almost Hero from an SEC school
-15 Points if you have an Almost Zero from an SEC School
-1 Points if you have Ladainian Tomlinson and he gets Zero Points, whether you play him or not
-1 Points if your name begins with "J" and ends with "ohn Rossi"
+5 Points to the first person to put in the comments for this article who the coach shown above is...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Give me my 5 pts.... Coach Frank W. "Menty" Keaney of The U (of Rhode Island that is). In his 28 years at URI he never had a losing season... what the hell happened to that program???

Anonymous said...

fuck you brad!! At least URI still has way hotter, and way more hot co-eds than jewish Maryland!!