MANAGER OF THE YEAR
This is a new feature. Ive decided on a scoring system based on weekly performance to determine the manager of the year. Thing such as Zeroes or your player going for 50 points will earn you manager points. The player with the most of these arbitrarily decided points at the end of the year will be declared "manager of the year." Feel free to double check me, but as points can be randomly awared you should 1) phrase the email nicely; and 2) assume I ignored it on purpose because I hate you.
The Scoring System:
+10 Most team points in the week
+10 Star of the week
-5 Zero
-1 Almost Zero
-3 Almost Hero
+1 130+ points
+2 140+ points
+5 150+ points
+10 175+ points
+20 200+ points
- 5 80- points
-10 70- points
-15 60- points
+5 Player on your team scores 40+ points
+10 Player on your team scores 50+ points
STANDINGS
JOHN 31
AL 20
JOE 13
MIKE 7
RICE 4
TOM 4
BRAD 3
JAY -6
STEVE -7
VINNY -8
PAT -12
GEORGE -12
BEN -13
TERRY -36
JOHN 31
-3 Almost Hero (Michael Turner, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Joey Harrington, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Jerious Norwood, Week 5)
AL 20
-1 Almost Zero (Lee Evans, Week 5)
+10 Star of the week (Ronnie Brown, Week 5)
JOE 13
-5 Zero (Santonio Holmes, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (David Carr, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Moose Muhammed, Week 5)
+10 Star of the week ((Kenton Keith, Week 5)
MIKE 7
-1 Almost Zero (Ben Roethlisajhfkdsjfhgger, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (TO, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Lendale White, Week 5)
RICE 4
-1 Almost Zero (Mike Furrey, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Thomas Jones, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Ladell Betts, Week 5)
TOM 4
-1 Almost Zero (Fred Taylor, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Kevin Jones, Week 5)
BRAD 3
-1 Almost Zero (Darrell Jackson, Week 5)
+10 Star of the week (Ben Watson, Week 5)
JAY -6
- 5 80- points (Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Ocho Cinco, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Bobby Engram, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Michael Jenkins, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Shaun Alexander, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Jamal Lewis, Week 5)
STEVE -7
-1 Almost Zero (Trent Edwards, Week 5)
VINNY -8
-1 Almost Zero (Vince Young, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Warrick Dunn, Week 5)
PAT -12
-1 Almost Zero (Jon Kitna, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Bernard Berrian, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Deangelo Williams, Week 5)
GEORGE -12
-3 Almost Hero (Najeh Davenport, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Drew Brees, Week 5)
BEN -13
-5 Zero (Todd Heap, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (DeShaun Foster, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Larry Johnson, Week 5)
TERRY -36
- 5 80- points (Week 5)
-3 Almost Hero (MoJo Drew, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Deion Branch, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Chris Chambers, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Joe Jurevicius, Week 5)
-1 Almost Zero (Travis Henry, Week 5)
NEXT WEEK IS A CANES/TERPS BONUS WEEK!
+5 Points if your team star went to the University of Miami or Maryland.
-10 Points if any Hurricane or Terp on your team is a Zero or Almost Zero(Once per team)
2 comments:
I would like to bring up a heinous act of cheating. How does the Ambulance Chaser's receive 10 pts for Ronnie Brown being the star of the week when the website previously clearly states "I decided on a three way split". Where are the points for Kenton Keith or Ben Watson? You might be saying to yourself that this is no big deal but you are wrong. Why is the situation worse than people think? Because the AC website is on the precipice of blowing its status as the league's favorite website. The whole AC enterprise is in jeopardy from that single word: cheating. It seems more than just an eerie coincidence that A.C.s unethical behavior involves illicit point shaving, the same offense that made Tim Donaghy's actions so sordid.
When asked about the cheating the stat keeper for the MOY award simply released a Nixonian statement. The weasel wording of the stat keeper's Nixonian statement shows that he is full of contempt for the CFFL fans, and the CFFL enterprise. The stat keeper declared that his super-elaborate cheating system was only a "mistake" caused by his "interpretation" of the awards rule. Wait, "interpretation"? The previous website clearly states there was a three way split. There's no room for interpretation. The stat keeper had a reputation for being heartless but a really good statistician. Now, he seems little more than a creepy con artist. The stat keeper's (Al) head might be necessary to preserve the integrity of the website. Surprisingly soon, sacrificing him to save the A.C name might seem an attractive option, even to Al himself. Remember, there is no law of nature that says the A.C. website must remain popular.
1) The points for stars of the week for Keith and Watson WERE included in the totals. I just forgot to cut and paste them for some reason. Compare the totals it to last week's totals. Both Brad and Joe are actually +10 points.
2) The point system is arbitrary, so go fuck yourself. If I figure out which of you posted this its going to be -5 points for being a prickface.
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