ROME(AP) - In an unprecedented public endorsement of a sports team, Pope Benedict today expressed his disgust with all the other CFFL teams. "Theyre a pack of cheaters and perverts" said his Holiness. "It is clear to me that it is the Lord's will that the Ambulance Chasers shall win every fantasy league from now until the end of days" he added. The Holy Father expressed his disgust with some of the team names in particular. "Did you know that one of these sodomizers actually named his fantasy team the 'Gay Rainbows'?" said the Pope, shaking his head in revulsion. "Its an abomination in the eyes of God."
Pope Benedict added that the prayers of every single Catholic in the world are with the Ambulance Chasers as they march towards their 4th Championship. He then remarked that most Muslims are actually fans of the "Channel 4 News Team" or the "Spank It Boys." The Holy Father ended his Sunday sermon by suggesting that every Catholic devote two hours of prayer and meditation each week to the Ambulance Chaser cause. The Pope surprisingly suggested that Catholic women should make themselves sexually available to Ambulance Chasers Team Officials in order to help the officials deal with the stress of managing such an incredible franchise.
4 comments:
I for one, am SHOCKED.
just pee'd my pants
You are now lying about the Pope's words and stating that he condones gambling. This is blasphemy... I am insulted as Christian and Brown B-rad (more insulted from the Brown B-rad side). God will have his vengance in this life or the next! (especially to those Muslim bastards, the Channel 4 News Team and Spank it Boyz)
Black Bears are the best kind of bears. They can climb faster than they can run.
Question: Do you really believe the Pope approves of brown people? He was in the Hitler Youth I thought?
Post a Comment