The Ambulance Chasers are going back to the World Series!!!! Both of them!!!

The Ambulance Chasers have rewarded their fans yet again with trips to the World Series in both Cranston Fantasy Baseball League and Casali Fantasy Baseball League. Both League Championship Series went down to the wire but the Ambulance Chasers were able to squeak out victories and advance to the World Series. The team is defending champions in each league and experts believe they have an excellent chance of defending their titles.

"Its just gratifying to be able to compete for a World Championship every year" said David Ortiz. The celebration went long into the night and fans gathered together in the streets. The celebrations turned nasty though when fans couldn't agree which Ambulance Chaser team was better. One of the celebrating fans, David Wallace, explained the violence.

"This idiot claimed the Casali League team had better pitching and everyone knows the CFBL team's pitching is much better. Then some jackass said the Ambulance Chasers CFFL Football team would kick either baseball team's ass. Bam! Suddenly everyone was punching each other."

During the ensuing riots vandals set 74 cars on fire and one bicycle.

The CFBL team barely scraped by the Johnny Gay Rainbows. The series was a close one, and remained unsettled late into Sunday night. A Curt Schilling pitch landed in the Green Monster Seats that ended the Gay Rainbows season. The Gay Rainbows and their super gay fans can take some solace in their likely victory over the Ambulance Chasers CFFL team. Barring severe injuries to Santana Moss and Kevin Curtis prior to entering the stadium the Gay Rainbows will have managed to steal one this week. Allegations of cheating and gayness have not been confirmed.

The Casali League Series was less dramatic, as the Ambulance Chasers had a substantial lead most of the week. The RI Colts did close in at the end and managed to make a series out of it. Sadly, their efforts fell short, leaving fans depressed in... presumably Rhode Island and Indiana. "The Ambulance Chasers own us... O - A - N" said drunken (and smelly) RI Colts fan Cooper Manning.

The CFBL team faces the Donkey Punchers, who finished with the second best record in the regular season. The Casali League team faces "Dodd's team." Both series begin tommorow night. One thing is certain: win or lose, this website will see at least two more banners hanging and possibly two trophies...

There will be a pep rally tommorow (Monday 9/17) at 11am.